terraclearwater

Warning: This story review is written for satirical purposes and should not be taken too seriously. Spoilers will most likely be involved so read at your own risk. However if you do wish to know what I think of the subject matter, refer to the very end. If you like the game that's reviewed, I don't think less of you as a person and you're free to like it. Being a satirical review, there's a 50/50 chance I actually like it myself. You have been warned. (A man in a red jacket, an arcade Donkey Kong shirt, blue pants, and black shoes is sitting on a couch in a living room.) Randy.: I'm Randy Reeve Viewer, I review game stories or rant about